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[lit_gal]

I think everyone has done this meme, and I'm feeling very sheeplike lately.

Pick up the nearest book to you. Turn to page 45.
The first sentence describes your sex life in 2012.

That night more than 500 loyalists took to the streets, setting two shops on fire as well as makeshift barriers they had erected.

Wow... clearly the universe thinks my sex life will be very interesting. 500 loyalists, huh???

Comments

[velvetwhip.livejournal.com]

And fire!


Gabrielle

[lit-gal.livejournal.com]

It's an interesting prediction, that's for sure

[etakyma.livejournal.com]

That's pretty awesome! 500 loyalists! When I did that meme I got the sentence "I'm leading a team to the crater."

Which - team could be any from two to a dozen (and well, crater lol!).

You get 500 - setting fire to things even. Mayhem and rioting and all that. Exciting!

Go you.

[lit-gal.livejournal.com]

I know... 500 of them. That's kind of scary even. Maybe I can send my 500 loyalists to your crater for a nice big orgy.

[rhianna-kat.livejournal.com]

Should I be worried about mine? "You and Sir Nigel-- that is quite different though I am afraid that if you do not discuss the matter and ask advice from your husband and mother-in-law they will be very much offended."

Do I even want to know what 'Sir Nigel' and I will be getting up to?

[lit-gal.livejournal.com]

Whoa.... you're asking the mother in law for advice. Yeah, I'd rather have my 500 loyalists, thank you.

[snailbones.livejournal.com]

Smokin'! *g*

[lit-gal.livejournal.com]

and surprising!!

shite

[loushy.livejournal.com]

grabbed a book and first full sentence on page 45?
"Thank you, but no."

Re: shite

[lit-gal.livejournal.com]

AWwwwwwww. I'm so sorry. Actually, that's probably a better prediction of my coming year.

[bulisen.livejournal.com]

-Twenty-nine! the boy said and whistled.

[lit-gal.livejournal.com]

Whistling?!? Oh my, they must have had a good time.

[bulisen.livejournal.com]

My brother tried it and is still blushing :D he got, Nearly six feet tall, pleasant to deal with, projects the correct image.

[lit-gal.livejournal.com]

That's the best one I've heard yet.

meme

[mendenbar01.livejournal.com]

Dietary Goals sparked a chain reaction of dietary advice from government agencies and the Press that reverberates still, and the document itself became gospel.

What am I doing wrong?

Your fires were apparently caused by the "friction" from those 500 loyalists.

Re: meme

[lit-gal.livejournal.com]

Um... that's an odd sex life your books seems to be predicting. And if the "friction" caused a fire, that's a whole lot of rubbing.

Re: meme

[mendenbar01.livejournal.com]

Hubby likes my cooking (at least I am going to interpret it that way).

And yep, there's a whole lot of rubbin' going on!

[alterian.livejournal.com]

Page 45: "I don't think at all that I'm strange." ......

[lit-gal.livejournal.com]

You may not "think" so, but....

[altyronsmaker.livejournal.com]

I'd love to have 500 loyalists. Instead, *sobs* I was apparently 'brought up together' with mine, because there was less than a year's difference in our age.

So. Um. incestuous sex? *cries harder*

[lit-gal.livejournal.com]

Awwwwwwwwwwwww.... That's what you get for having a classic novel around.

[ladysybylgrey.livejournal.com]

"On my best day... I was never so fast."

[lit-gal.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure fast would be the first goal of it, but okay.

[iria4285.livejournal.com]

After a pause, he said, sounding perplexed, "But what if I said no?"

I really don't like it... does it mean that if I ask someone he's going to say no or that is a probability that he's going to say no...

[lit-gal.livejournal.com]

That's a little harsh. This meme did not treat you well.

[realpestilence.livejournal.com]

Sounds like fangirls to me-storming the barricades to get you laid, and then we'll write fic about it! \0/

[lit-gal.livejournal.com]

Storming barricades... that' sounds good. But if I"m getting laid, wouldn't that imply I'm too busy to write?

[realpestilence.livejournal.com]

We'll write about it! Or I should say they will, 'cause I'm too lazy. But I'll wave a torch, maybe set a shop or two on fire for you, after they're done trampling the way for me, lol.

[lit-gal.livejournal.com]

Awwww. The friends that will riot for you are the ones you can trust to be with you throughout life.

[realpestilence.livejournal.com]

Right after you sent this, I got a spam message entitled: "Guarantee getting laid!" LMAO

[xamaque.livejournal.com]

My page 45 prediction: "Is this how to get the most fun from hockey?" Clearly I am going to need to go to the sporting goods store!

[lit-gal.livejournal.com]

if that's a description of your sex life, then I would have to answer the question with a resounding "Yes, yes, this is how to get the most fun out of it." Just watch out for frostbite on sensitive bits.

[1more-sickpuppy.livejournal.com]

LOL priceless!
It's not bad though, there is passion (en masse), fire, the breaking of barriers and the word "erected"!
I haven't done this meme, I shall now!
PS. There was a fun thing on Twitter hereabouts recently, where you were to chose one film title to describe your sex life. Someone was quoted with the choice "Let the Right One In". I don't twitter, but mine would totally have been "All Quiet on the Western Front"...

[lit-gal.livejournal.com]

I have to admit, that was a particularly fortunate book to have at hand; however, since my sex life is more "All Quiet" than 500 loyalists, I'm not sure I'm prepared for that kind of year.

[laazikaat.livejournal.com]

"down to the conservatory and do your duty"

damn.

Can I swap books with you?