Awesome! I go away for a long vacation and when I return you've posted THREE stories for me to read. Life is excellent! *grins*

Clearly being sly hadn’t improved the IQ. *laughs*

“Is this leading up to me getting put off the ship?” Poor, confused Jayne. Actually poor confused both of them since Jayne's mostly confused because Mal is confused, working his way through this as he's talking, and hence not making sense!

“Me trying out being sly on you.” Nice.