You know, I would love to if you have the time. I didn't realize we were neighbors... at least in the global sense of the world. And NO... will not touch teddy bear cholla. That shit is worse than the traditional catcus spine. We were walking in the desert, and Mom got one on her shirt, and I swear we were finding those fine little annoying spines in her for the next week. But that sounds like a blast. Email me. litgal1 at gmail.com